As you found out recently, I don’t get to play with knives anymore. Well the other night I was washing the dishes and look what I happened to be cleaning all at the same time. 
That’s right, sharp knives! I managed to escape unscathed this time, but join me next week when I wash more sharp knives!
-Trent
Yup, believe it! I learned the hard way and I am no longer allowed to use knives. I was using my then-girlfriend, now wife’s pocket knife to open a package of some sort. I opened up the pocket knife, placed the blade on the item and then pressed firmly on the pocket knife. As you might have guessed, I had the blade facing towards me and I was now bleeding. Normally this is where the story would end, but no. I bandaged myself up and went back to opening this package(it must’ve been important). I go to open the package and do the exact same thing, blade facing the wrong way. Fortunately my bandaged finger didn’t get cut worse, but my wife won’t let me use any sharp objects since that day.
-Trent
